FUNNY STORY

ROMANTIC COMBAT BETWEEN THE MATHEMATICIAN AND THE LADY 

ONCE A MATHEMATICIAN COLLIDED WITH A BEAUTIFUL LADY NEAR PATEL CHOWK.

THE LADY - HAVE YOU NO EYES TO SEE WITH?

MATHEMATICIAN - LADY, IT IS NOT MY FAULT, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME PARALLEL TO ME BECAUSE PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH OTHER.

THE LADY - YOU SILLY FELLOW.

MATHEMATICIAN - YOU THE CROOKED FIGURE OF A HEXAGON WITH SIDES OUT OF ORDER.

THE LADY - OH YOU FOOL! I WILL GIVE YOU A SLAP AND THEN ASK YOU, WHERE ARE YOU? " THAT IS THE ROAD NOT YOUR LECTURE HALL ".

MATHEMATICIAN -  O LADY! I WILL MAKE YOU A PARALLEL

THE LADY - YOU, YOU THE SON OF PIG

MATHEMATICIAN -  AND YOU LADY! I WILL BEND YOU AT AN ANGLE OF 62 DEGREES AND GIVE A SMASH PERPENDICULAR TO YOUR NOSE  

THEN A PHYSICIST COME

PHYSICIST -  WHY THIS WASTAGE OF ENERGY? IT SEEMS AS IF A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IS TAKING PLACE HERE

( BOTH OF THEM EXPLAINED WHAT HAD HAPPENED )

PHYSICIST -  GO HOME QUICKLY AND STUDY THE LAW THAT  " UNLIKE POLES ATTRACT EACH OTHER."

THE LADY AND MATHEMATICIAN SMILED AT EACH OTHER AND WENT TOGETHER LIKE TWO FRIENDS TOWARDS THE ALPNA RESORT.